Green Porno

Green Porno

19 Episodes

Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular short-film series. With brightly colored costumes and paper puppets, Rossellini acts out a panoply of reproductive oddities: the praying mantis that consumes its partner while copulating; the male bee who loses his penis in the act; and the shrimp that shimmies seductively out of its shell before getting it on. Part nature documentary, part DIY cartoon, GREEN PORNO is a cheekily hilarious, gonzo zoology lesson propelled by Rossellini’s irrepressible charisma.

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Green Porno

19 Episodes

  • Isabella Rossellini Interview
    15:28
    Isabella Rossellini Interview
    Episode 1

    Isabella Rossellini Interview

    Episode 1

    This interview with actor and director Isabella Rossellini was recorded in 2024.

  • GREEN PORNO: Bee
    02:43
    GREEN PORNO: Bee
    Episode 2

    GREEN PORNO: Bee

    Episode 2

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2008 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Fly
    02:03
    GREEN PORNO: Fly
    Episode 3

    GREEN PORNO: Fly

    Episode 3

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2008 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Mantis
    01:51
    GREEN PORNO: Mantis
    Episode 4

    GREEN PORNO: Mantis

    Episode 4

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2008 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Snail
    01:48
    GREEN PORNO: Snail
    Episode 5

    GREEN PORNO: Snail

    Episode 5

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2008 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Worm
    02:31
    GREEN PORNO: Worm
    Episode 6

    GREEN PORNO: Worm

    Episode 6

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2009 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Dragonfly
    01:20
    GREEN PORNO: Dragonfly
    Episode 7

    GREEN PORNO: Dragonfly

    Episode 7

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2008 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Firefly
    01:17
    GREEN PORNO: Firefly
    Episode 8

    GREEN PORNO: Firefly

    Episode 8

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2008 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Spider
    01:34
    GREEN PORNO: Spider
    Episode 9

    GREEN PORNO: Spider

    Episode 9

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2008 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Why Vagina
    02:21
    GREEN PORNO: Why Vagina
    Episode 10

    GREEN PORNO: Why Vagina

    Episode 10

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2009 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Whale
    01:51
    GREEN PORNO: Whale
    Episode 11

    GREEN PORNO: Whale

    Episode 11

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2009 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Starfish
    01:10
    GREEN PORNO: Starfish
    Episode 12

    GREEN PORNO: Starfish

    Episode 12

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2009 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Limpet
    01:36
    GREEN PORNO: Limpet
    Episode 13

    GREEN PORNO: Limpet

    Episode 13

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2009 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Anglerfish
    01:41
    GREEN PORNO: Anglerfish
    Episode 14

    GREEN PORNO: Anglerfish

    Episode 14

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2009 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Barnacle
    01:39
    GREEN PORNO: Barnacle
    Episode 15

    GREEN PORNO: Barnacle

    Episode 15

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2009 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Anchovy
    02:18
    GREEN PORNO: Anchovy
    Episode 16

    GREEN PORNO: Anchovy

    Episode 16

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2009 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Shrimp
    02:57
    GREEN PORNO: Shrimp
    Episode 17

    GREEN PORNO: Shrimp

    Episode 17

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2009 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Squid
    02:59
    GREEN PORNO: Squid
    Episode 18

    GREEN PORNO: Squid

    Episode 18

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2009 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

  • GREEN PORNO: Elephant Seal
    07:49
    GREEN PORNO: Elephant Seal
    Episode 19

    GREEN PORNO: Elephant Seal

    Episode 19

    Directed by Isabella Rossellini • 2009 • United States
    Starring Isabella Rossellini

    Anchovy orgies, sadomasochistic snails, and hermaphrodite worms—Isabella Rossellini reveals the wacky, kinky, confounding mating rituals of insects and marine life in this blissfully bonkers, utterly singular sho...

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